By Roxanne Reyes
What if the world was made of gold?
Why I don’t like insects? I don’t like insects because they are strangely assembled into gross parts.
Cookie monster is one of my favorite all time children’s characters from Sesame Street and not big bird.
I wish we had a real life Candy land with a chocolate stream and gummy bears growing on bushes. Yes, that would be awesome.
I don’t like minty candy they should be band from being in chocolate.
I don’t think I’m pretty or skinny enough for my man.
I want to be a brain surgeon to save people from dying.
Can we all just be friends? Teddy Ruxpin was my favorite bear that wanted to be everyone’s friend.
I just saw Australia has bats, which makes me feel afraid right now.
I dream of my dead grandma all the time. Is that weird?
China will beat up the United States because we owe so much freaking cash right now it’s not even funny.
I just farted ten minutes ago.